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Death To False Metal (Probe Records, PO Box 5068, Pleasanton CA 94566)

By: Emmanuel Goldstein

20 punk bands covering 80's metal. Probe Records takes their heavy metal jokes and puts out a CD of it. This CD opens with Fuckface covering Venom's "Welcome To Hell", complete with deep grindy vocals. This CD has bands covering all the 'classic' metal bands of the 80's, among these bands are Hanoi Rocks, Ratt, Twisted Sister, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, and Motley Crue. A theme to this CD begins to emerge during Fuckface covering "Welcome To Hell", Busrider doing "See You In Hell", and Lost Goat playing "Burn In Hell". Other bands paying tribute to the 'Gods of Metal' on this CD are Betty's Love Child, the Rudiments, Schlong, Hickey, One Eye Open, Your Mother, Limecell, Fuck Emos and Piss each playing the same song from opposite speakers on one track, and the Muscle Bitches singing Accept's "Balls to the Wall" in German. This disc didn't inspire me enough to grow out my hair and begin worshipping Satan, but it was a very good attempt.
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